The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.
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10 Celebs That Have the Power to Shoot Lasers Out of Their Eyes
What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.
Get it Jimmy!
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